concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer
this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has
said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!
you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has
said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”
John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”
A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale
John Mulaney was an intern everyone thought died but instead he just got moved into our dimension
ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…
Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU
It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????
miles wouldn’t steal anything ever. he’s too good a kid to
Miles stole a pencil from ikea by accident and cried about it for a week probably who do you think he is!!!
The only canon of Miles stealing anything is that video of the kid accidentally stealing a cup from a restaurant and crying to his mum to not call the cops
Miles? Stealing art supplies? As if he needs to?
Miles Morales has a $300+ drafting table setup in his bedroom, which these nerds would know if they weren’t busy being broke-asses on top of being racist fucking dummies lmao
…and on top of that, even if we’re assuming (generously) that the issue is bc he wouldn’t be able to buy spray paint on his own on account of being a minor: there’s spray paint stains & paint masking tape on that same table, which Miles’ parents clearly know he’s using inside, on top of his uncle’s support for his art. So like. They’re buying him the paint. Duh.
I know some of these folks can only “relate” to this character if they depict him as a negative stereotype or if they project “relatable” (out of character) traits on him to ~balance~ out the Afro-Latinness, but like… lmao sorry not sorry a Black Nuyorican kid’s not a thief & has a loving family who all universally invest in his interests and who foster, support, and fund his skills. 💁🏽♀️
